Решил помучать иностранцев технической тематикой. Суть — у меня какбы не компилируется ядро Линукса и выдает ошибку VFS. Вот, что из этого всего получилось:
Первый блин вышел таким:
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi! Stranger: how are ya? You: hi, bad. help me Stranger: whats up? You: I try to compile 2.6.29 kernel and see this error:
VFS : Cannot open root devices «LABEL=/1» or 00:00 Please append a correct "root="boot option Kernel panic : VFS : Unable to mount root fs on 00:00 Stranger: that sucks You: can you help? Stranger: err no sorry You: do you know how correct compile kernels? You: I try, but nothink works Stranger: nope i even dont know what it is.... You: Know Linux? Stranger: nope.. You: bad ;( You: what are you know? Stranger: err... not that much... You: maybe you just know windows? You: it maybe can help Stranger: yeah that computer thing right??? or do you mean real windows... i dont think that but i might be right :p You: I mean Computer Operating System :) Stranger: yeah You: do you knot it syste,? You: system* You: know* Stranger: nope
Второй блин меня невероятно удивил, я аш офигел: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ehlo Stranger: Hallo dear Mister/miss! How are you today? You: Hello stranger. I'm not good. All day I can't solme my nessary issue in work :( You: *solve Stranger: ohh :/ thats crapy :O! what do you work with? You: I'm a sysadmin :) You: and my users broke firewall :( You: I try to up new server, but it not compiling kernel Stranger: ohh :O! thats sucks!! hate when stuff like that happend! You: can you solve this: You: Kernel panic : VFS : Unable to mount root fs You: if you can, I will happy Stranger: hmm... is it in Linux? You: yes :) You: you know? Stranger: hmm... maby Stranger: wait a little while You: ok Stranger: have you downloaded the latest kernel from linux homepage? what happend ? why did it stoped working You: I use 2.6.29 from kernel.org... You: nothing more, just include ext4 support and some networks drivers Stranger: hmmm.. thats weird! Stranger: but if you try to re instal it with like a USB or something Stranger: ? You: I can try to load from old kernel. What I must do? I haven;t usb now, it's server without usb ports :( Stranger: hmm... do you have the old one left on the server? Stranger: if you do you should be able to just bot it with the «boot divice» Stranger: and server with out USB port sucks :O! You: I know Stranger: thats like a car with no wheels You: but i'm just sysadmin, server was mounted without me many years ago. Stranger: oh :( can you like reboot it manualy? if you turn it down. and turn it up agein, is it the same then? You: I can do this, but i'm not sure what help. Stranger: wow :O! but if you like clean the whole server. i dont know the word in english, but you like delit al files and re instal linux Stranger: what is the server in use for? You: this mail and file server, nothing urgent, but reinstall linux and configuring it from default distrib i think...it's long.... :( .......
И в таком духе. Я аш прифигел что там могут быть бородатые линуксойды, как я :D
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